Remember the movie "Under the Cherry Moon" when Prince was teaching Kristin Scott Thomas how to say Wrecka 'Stow? That is my fave part of the movie!
Christopher Tracy: [writing something on a napkin] It's obvious that little Miss Mary has never been off the city block. [holds up napkin, which has "Wrecka Stow" written on it]
Mary: What is that? Some new language?
Mary: It's nothing, you ninny. And you know it, but you won't confess it because you're such a coward.
Christopher Tracy: It is something, something you don't know, and you won't confess that because *you're* a coward!
Mary: This is silly, and you're a child!
Christopher Tracy: [taunting Mary] I go to dinner without my father's permission. Now, read it aloud so we can all hear how knowledgeable you are!
Mary: Wrecka stow, wrecka stow, it's nothing!
Mary: Wrecka stow! I give up. What is it?
Mary: [rolls her eyes] The wrecka stow.
So anyway, back to the point of that post....gosh I love that movie...
So, every morning, or at least several mornings during the week, I talk to my friend, Jenny. We always play around and I tease her for dropping her daughter off late to the daycare. We always do weird voices from Harr iett Tubm an to British accents in song...hilarious!
I wasn't surprised when my phone rang and looked at the caller ID and saw that it was Jenny from the Block.
I answered and said, "Hey my little butternut squash."
A male voice says...."hey."
Me: What are you doing (thinking that Jen is playing around with her many voices she does, I think it's Jen doing a heck of a job of impersonating a latino male) I look back down at my caller ID making sure it said JEN...it did.
Male Voice: Nothing
Me: (thinking that Jen can't be that good, I lose all my cool points when I say....) "Who is this?"
Male Voice: Who is this?
Me: What number did you dial?
Male Voice: 888 something
Me: Oh, I guess the lines must have crossed. I thought you were my friend. You guys have At&T?
Male Voice: Yeah. Oh, you sounded like my sweetheart (long pause)
*sidenote* when a man pauses, and the way he said...."sweetheart" let me know that he was trying to flirt with me. Before he could ask for my name ask me my zodiac sign and if I like candlelight dinners and long walks, I said...well, have a nice day sir.
I can't get my swagger on with hubby sitting next to me can I? *end of side note*
Male Voice: Oh, well uh, you have a nice day, ma'am. (long pause, giggle)
Simultaneously, Miss Jenny's lines were crossed as she was calling me.....Jenny was connected to the WIFE of the Male Voice. Apparently as the husband was calling the wife and Jen called me we got each others' phone calls and the line switched.
Jenny: Why you ain't call me last night? (said in a drunken stupor type voice, thinking she was talking to me)
Wife: WHO IS THIS CALLING FROM MY HUSBAND'S PHONE?
Jenny: Well, this is Jen, I'm trying to reach Adrienne. Jenny calls out another person's name, thinking it was her kidding around on the phone.
Wife: Must be his co-worker (talking to herself)
Jenny: *still trying to figure out who it is on the other line and thinks to herself that her addressbook must be messed up somehow.
Wife: HANGS UP
Jenny calls me to relay the story and I tell her the lines crossed. We laugh for a good 30 minutes.
So, folks, you see, AT&T is a homewrecka! We will never be able to duplicate that problem, nor will the wife ever believe the male voice was telling the truth. She was already suspicious of him and his beguiling ways....so thanks a lot cell phone company. You have saved yet another marriage. LOL!